Dentist: “There’s not so much work to do today. Perhaps you might not need the penthrox today?”
Me: “I’ll have the penthrox please.”
Dentist: “well, the penthrox may be enough to get you through, so we may not need to numb you”.
Me: “I think you should numb me please. Like, as much as you can.”
Dentist (to assistant): “make a note that Rysie would like penthrox and local, please”
Me (to assistant): “make a note that Rysie would like all the things, all the time, and that Rysie is very happy if she can’t feel half of her head”.
Dentist: “sounds good. This is a happy place!”
Me (sucking back the penthrox): “no shit, bruh!!”
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